“I’ll Kill You & Cook Your Reindeer”

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Ok, this is nothing like the Christmas wish list I wrote to Santa, lol! A teenage girl with a Christmas wish list that was far naughtier than nice demanded St. Nick give her Justin Bieber as a present or else.  Thirteen-year-old Mekeeda Austin, of Brickhill, Bedford, in the United Kingdom, warned Santa Claus that she would kill him if he didn’t deliver the tween dream to her on Christmas Day. Mekeeda rattled off a list of presents she wants, also including a Blackberry, high-top Converse sneakers and fellow pop star Austin Mahone, ending her note with: “Remember, two of these, or you die.”

The girl’s mother, Tracey Austin, found the wish list in Mekeeda’s schoolbag.

“When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny,” she said. “Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa.”

Mekeeda also threatened Santa’s reindeer, saying she would “cook them and serve their meat to homeless people.” Despite the violent threats, Mekeeda said she never would have gone through with the actions because something that isn’t real can’t be killed.

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